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In My Mind I’m Kenyan

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This funny running shirt shows the difference between perception and reality when running.  I’d like to expand on this one just a bit by saying that in my mind I’m Kenyan for the first 6 miles,  then I’m a whimpering baby.  I would normally recommend shirts on this site as good gift ideas, but in this case, you might want to avoid going that route.

“In my mind I’m a Kenyan, In my legs, I’m a chubby white guy.”

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I Kick Asphalt

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You know it, I know it, now let the rest of the world know how much you kick asphalt with this funny running shirt.  By the way, if anyone tells you “that must have hurt”, you have my permission to punch them in the face.  This is a great shirt to throw on after a training session when you and your training partners grab a bite to eat.

funny running shirt - kick asphalt

funny running shirt - kick asphalt