Running Around a Car
What do you get when running in front of a car? …. Tired!
What do you get when running behind a car? …. Exhausted!
Last Runner
Last year I entered the ING Miami Marathon. Within minutes after the race started I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing. The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was taunting me. He said, “Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?” I replied: “Do you want to know?” and I dropped out.
