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Running Humor

A Runner's Happy Pace

I was the fastest

It’s true and there’s proof! This is a really funny shirt. I’m surprised I haven’t seen anyone wearing it.  I wonder what kind of training I did.  My question now is, where’s my medal and picture of me on a podium?  Oh well, I guess I’ll have to keep training.  This is a great gift for a friend or teammate with a sense of humor.  Just hit that ‘buy’ button below.

Funny shirt

Funny shirt

Shitty Workout

Sometimes you’re just going to have a shitty run.  “Look out!  Poop!”

funny running poop

Prepare to Walk

“If you want to go running with me, you’d better be prepared to walk a lot.”


Can’t Burn Off Crazy

“You can exercise all you want.  You’re never going to burn off crazy.”


A Runner’s Home

Ahh, the tell-tale signs of a runner’s home.   “You know you’re in a runner’s home when…”

a runner's home

Garmin OCD (on correct distance)

We’ve all done it.  “You know you’re a runner when you run up and down a street three or four times to get the last 1/4 of a mile in on your Garmin.”

running garmin distance